Dear Industry Professional,

I humbly request your consent for the submission of my feature-length, comedy-driven screenplay, "The Wackingtons!."

"The Wackingtons!" - The oddball patriarch of an equally off-center family believes his life will be forever bettered if can just recover his stolen car.  (partial nudity; strong language )


This wholly unique, gag-rich script is fully comprised of all-original humor, featuring both strong characters and strong action.  Enormous.

 CAVEAT!!!: The manuscript I offer here could prove fatal to both elderly and very young viewers alike due to its high concentration of condensed humor. It's possible a civil court attorney could future-argue:

"You knew when you became involved with this screenplay that it contained over a decade of carefully refined, expertly conceived, AND FULLY PLANNED SET-UPS AND PAY-OFFS, DIDN'T YOU??!!!

You even used the author's original log line, which you further knew afforded precious little indication to the movie's spilling measure of uproarious content; and that the line gave the very false impression the film was merely standard Hollywood fare.

Furthermore, you never offered even a hint of warning to unsuspecting theater goers of the movie's double-ought, nut-load of comedy - so intense that if laughter were physical strength, EACH PATRON EXPERIENCING THIS FILM COULD, KARATE-CHOP THROUGH A NEW YORK PHONE BOOK, BROOKLYN EDITION, ISN'T THAT CORRECT ??!!!"     

I hope the above never happens, but after all, who really knows what's wrong or right anymore? 


                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sincerely,


                                                                                 Christopher M. Baer
                                                                                                                       

                                           Read The Wackingtons! synopsis